女神殿

My dear Ludivine Sagnier, shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I love you so much that I wanna eat you all, just like Béatrice Dalle did to Nicolas Duvauchelle, or Vincent Gallo to Florence Loiret Caille in Trouble Every Day (2001).
親愛的小呂呂，我該把汝比擬為夏日否？我愛妳如此深切到想吸吮妳的全部，就像賽魯對十七號和十八號那樣。[這個願望實在很難達成筆者快瘋了，總不能在履歷上寫專長係意淫女明星吧！！！]







我的野獸邏輯 (Flandres, 2006) 如下：
1. 
Uniqlo sucks.
2.
Ludivine Sagnier wears Uniqlo.
3.
→Uniqlo is the most brilliant FMCG brand on earth.


延伸閱讀：
此恨綿綿無絕期
女神降臨
Nicolas Duvauchelle