[點歌] 筆者正過著妓女般的生活。Everything Will Flow by Suede ♥－女神殿

When I was bombarded with orders existing under from my commander, I heard Brett Anderson singing "Everything Will Flow" on the radio, in the right place, at the right time, poignantly.

妓女般的生活為陰陽人譜寫歌詞所悸動
何謂妓女般的生活？
1.
每天被長官幹來幹去
2.
還要整天在那裡長官好長官壞長官好壞
3.
賣笑 (筆者大學時代走憂鬱酷哥路線)
4.
call girls don't cry, they just wanna have fun, get a taste of their bittersweet life, and the most terrifying thing on earth is picking up her phone without knowing who's calling.
5.
從 0800 到 1700 我是 belle de jour
6.
ah hah~ uh~ hah~ ah~ 安德森展現了日本演歌之歌唱技巧友人如此說
7.
筆者平日為擺脫都會文明羈絆在營區內過著絕聖棄智的生活吃巧克力蛋奶素如果抓狂就只吃軍用野戰口糧 A 式 (附贈薑糖吃起來像肥皂!!!)
8.
"主任隨意我乾杯"
9.
"政大不是都很會打扮嗎" 林貝只是穿內衣出營區就被嫌邋遢但比不上台大不能有不會的事情之原罪沉重

延伸閱讀：
天生麗質難自棄
Belle de Jour
Lou Taylor Pucci

接著看 "她很流行" 陰陽人突然變 man 超好笑

被筆者三不五時讚譽到爛的「華語界 She's in Fashion 」

She's the face on the radio
She's the body on the morning show
She's there shaking it out on the scene
And she's the colour of a magazine

She's employed where the sun don't set
And she's the shape of a cigarette
And she's the shake of a tambourine
And she's the colour of a magazine

And if she tells you two is one
Then two is one my love
Ah Ah
And if she tells you you should know
Then you should know my love

She is strung out on a TV dream
And she's the taste of the gasoline
And she's as similar as you can get
To the shape of a cigarette